Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...