A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...