Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...