bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish