Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!