Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...