The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...