Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...