The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...