Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...