Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...