Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...