Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...