No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...