Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!