Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...