I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...