You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...