Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...