May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...