A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...