Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...