Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...