Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...