People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...