Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...