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1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
pillsbury dough boy
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There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...