How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.