Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...