Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...