Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...