A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...