Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...