Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...