Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...