The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...