A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....