A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...