Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...