Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?