Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...