The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...