Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
90210
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