A play on Computer Lingo.
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What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
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AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
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The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...