Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Ass-corked
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Playing With Vibrator
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For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!