Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...