Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...