New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...