Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...