Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...